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Post by shrew on Jan 11, 2010 1:09:58 GMT -5
Meowth and Fluffy FINALLY found a nice trash can to set fire too so they could cook the farfetch'd. After all the prep work they were just having to wait while the bird pokemon was sufficiently cooked. "You know meowth...over all your mewing like a kit I totally forgot to get the yellow thing we caught healed. Thanks for that." Fluffy glared at her companion. Meowth shifted uncomfortably under her sharp gaze. "So your just going to have to fight extra hard cause your fighting for three! Can't expect a pretty she-cat like myself to get dirty all the time now can you?" She grinned happily. "Alrighy so you should go on patrol to make sure no one attempts to steal out din din!" Fluffy stretched and watched Meowth stand up and look back and for but not move from the stop he was standing on.
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Post by SilverDragon on Jan 11, 2010 1:17:29 GMT -5
I smell smoke....! "WHOLEY CRAP, THERE MUST BE A FIRE!" A panicked aquarion with fin like ears shot up from his recent sitting place and began to run down the streets of the city, sniffing the air to find the cause of the fire. He ducked down various main and back alley ways untill he was actually able to SEE the smoke rising from a few more streets over. As quickly as he could he made his way over to it, bumping into plenty of bystanders on the way.
He made it to the end of the alleyway and saw a small trash fire. "WATCH OUT!!!" He shot a small Water spell at the flaming can.
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Post by shrew on Jan 11, 2010 16:25:29 GMT -5
The ricocheting water hit Fluffy. She jumped to her feet furious. "WHAT THE HECK MAN! You just RUINED our dinner!" She pointed at the half roasted farfetch'd. "Do you have any idea how long it took us to kill it, clean it, pluck it's feathers, and prep for cooking! Oh and yeah FINDING A PLACE TO COOK IT!!!!?" She howled glaring daggers at the Aquarion. "Now what huh? The cans soaking wet. I'M soaking wet! What are we supposed to eat? The barely cooked bird? No thank you! So pal. You created this mess. How are YOU going to make it up to me and Meowth? Or should do we have to kill, clean, and eat you?" Course she didn't even want to touch the disgustingly wet Aquarion guy. But meowth probably would if she ordered him too. Yeah. The threat was still valid.
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Post by SilverDragon on Jan 11, 2010 16:55:43 GMT -5
"IT was for your own safety, ma'am! Fire is a VERY dangerous thing! Even a simple can fire can go out of control and BURN DOWN AN ENTIRE CITY!!!!" Clearly he was a pyrophobe. "I apologize about your meal. I suggest eating at a safe, quality controled establishment in the future!! I know of a very nice place down a few blocks, they serve COLD SOUP!! It's EXCELLENT!" He handed her an assortment of advertisements for the restaurant.
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Post by shrew on Jan 11, 2010 17:12:04 GMT -5
"I'm eating a bird I killed and cooking in in a trash can. So you tell me to go to some fancy pants uber expensive restaurant?" Fluffy asked flatly. Yep she was going to have to kill the guy. "Do I LOOK like I have gold? I'm great at trash can cooking and YOU ruined my meal by destroying my SAFE fire!!! Your advertisements aren't going to help me build a blazing fire that I need to finish cooking my wet farfetch'd! I want compensation and I want it now!"
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Post by SilverDragon on Jan 11, 2010 17:15:10 GMT -5
"HERE IS A COUPON AND MY DEEPEST SYMPATHIES! I MUST GO OFF AND PROTECT THE CITY FROM FURTHER FIRES!!" He relinqueshed a coupon a ran down the road, sniffing for more fires. The coupon wasn't even for the restaurant he mentioned...
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Post by shrew on Jan 11, 2010 18:01:42 GMT -5
"A coupon. Coupon's are only good if you have MONEY!" Fluffy huffed. She pocketed the ticket no less. She wasn't exactly broke but she didn't want to actually spend gold on food when you could just grab a quick rattata for free. "Well that guy was a total and complete jerk. Why didn't you stop him Meowth? You were on lookout!" She whapped her companion on the head. She sighed and looked at the half cooked and rather damp farfetch'd. "Looks like we'll just have to eat it as is. Raw isn't bad anyway just a tad messier." She ripped off one of the legs and handed it over to meowth and ripped the other leg for herself. They had a very peaceful dinner after all. A tad tough from undercooking it but still it was filling. It would do good to remember that stick birds tasted good. Too bad Yellowthing couldn't have had any. But he was probably still busy being fainted.
"That was yummy wasn't it Meowth! We did alot in the last five hours or so. How about we sleep until noon tomorrow? That sounds good! Okay Meowth set up the box so we can sleep comfortably." She stretched happily and looked down to see a horrified Meowth. "...You dropped the box didn't you? You LOST our home!" Fluffy fell to her knees in despair. Her home! She had it for years or months or something. But it was hers. Now where was she going to live? She was a homeless bum now! "I'm HOMELESS!!!! I'm a homeless stray! A mangy homeless stray! I don't wanna be a stray! This is HORRIBLE!!! Meowth you might be used to being a homeless stray but not a pretty she-cat like myself. Where will I sleep! Where will I play with string? Where will I...I...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" She huddled on the cold slightly damp ground crying for a long period of time. Meowth licked her trying to sooth his friends anguish. "THIS IS ALL JIRACHI'sS FAULT! I'm going to kill him slowly for this! Slowly and painfully!" Fluffy snapped back to her normal self. "Come on Meowth! We'll just back track until we find where Jirachi stole it from us! And then we'll track the stupid shiny pokemon from it's scent on the box!" Without warning she sped off on the search for her home with Meowth trying to keep up from behind her.
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