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Jan 11, 2010 18:07:21 GMT -5
Post by shrew on Jan 11, 2010 18:07:21 GMT -5
Fluffy darted into the plains sniffing the air and looking on the ground for her darling box. "Look EVERYWHERE Meowth. Who knows where that foul Jirachi hide it. OOOOh. Just wait until I wrap my hands on his yellow throat." Fluffy yowled still looking on the ground with meowth assisting.
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Jan 11, 2010 19:06:47 GMT -5
Post by SilverDragon on Jan 11, 2010 19:06:47 GMT -5
"It's gotta be. No doubt about it." A young woman in glasses was bent over analyzing a large cube shapped, box like object with great concentration. Suddenly she stood straight up. "It's an alien space craft crash landed from an unknown planet! I knew they were hiding around here. Just look at the specs on this thing." She tapped on the box and it collapsed in on its self. "Such a compact design! And easy to carry over small distances too!" Oooooh! This is so exciting! Just the proof I was looking for!
She decided she had better take the space craft with her for further analysis.
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Jan 11, 2010 19:36:24 GMT -5
Post by shrew on Jan 11, 2010 19:36:24 GMT -5
Fluffy spotted the woman from a distance carrying...a brown square object. "HEY YOU JIRACHI'S MINION!" Fluffy ran towards the woman at full speed. "Drop my darling box before I gut you like a magikarp!" Sh howled as she picked up meowth and threw him at the glasses wearing woman.
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Jan 11, 2010 20:28:30 GMT -5
Post by SilverDragon on Jan 11, 2010 20:28:30 GMT -5
With an anime style glint from her glasses she turned and raised the box to block the UFM(Unidentified flying meowth). "I knew it! The aliens have come to retrieve their ship! Don't come any closer!" she warned and pulled out some odd looking instrument of sorts. "Don't think you can go probing ME!" she waved the object in a defensive manner.
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Jan 11, 2010 20:44:57 GMT -5
Post by shrew on Jan 11, 2010 20:44:57 GMT -5
Meowth collided with the box and fell to the cold ground with a thud. "I'll be probing you like you've never been probbed before if you don't drop my darling box!" Fluffy howled as she lunged forward, stepping on meowth's tail, to try to rake her sharp fingernails across the woman's face. "Drop it! Or you shall face more burning claw attack! Meowth scratch her with me!" Meowth stopped licking his injured tail and assisted in trying to scratch the woman.
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Jan 11, 2010 20:55:24 GMT -5
Post by SilverDragon on Jan 11, 2010 20:55:24 GMT -5
"You'd better watch it if you still want to have a functioning ship!" She held the box in front of her like a shield. "Now, just provide me with some information and I shall give you back your vehicle in exchange." She'd been dying for an oppourtunity to interview an alien, and she had a powerful barganing chip with her.
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Jan 12, 2010 0:51:59 GMT -5
Post by shrew on Jan 12, 2010 0:51:59 GMT -5
"I don't want no stinkin vehicle! I want my darling box!" Fluffy attempted another slash. "Give it back! I'm not going to be homeless because your into some ship fantasy thing!" Fluffy glared didn't look like Jirachi Minion was going to give up the goods easily. "FINE! What info do you want? Hmm? Do you want to know how I keep my fur so shiny? Where I get my panties that have a hole for my tail to go through? How I keep my teeth so white and clean...Or are you after trade secrets? Do you wanna know the best way to snap a rattata's spine?"
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Jan 12, 2010 14:13:51 GMT -5
Post by foreverchanging on Jan 12, 2010 14:13:51 GMT -5
The lady seemed slightly confused, but continued none-the-less.
'I have no use for knowing how to murder pokemon! Just tell me why you are here! Who sent you? When did you arrive? What race are you? Then i'll give you the 'Darling Box'!' She answered, placing a firm grip on the box so it couldn't easily be snatched from her.
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Jan 12, 2010 14:35:18 GMT -5
Post by shrew on Jan 12, 2010 14:35:18 GMT -5
"It's called HUNTING pokemon you dolt." Fluffy glared at the woman. "I'm here because my mom birthed me here. I sent myself. I arrived moments ago. I'm a CAT person DUH! Now hand over my darling box or I shall be forced to scratch you a second time!" Fluffy shot her hand out waiting for the box to be placed in her hands.
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Jan 12, 2010 14:41:20 GMT -5
Post by foreverchanging on Jan 12, 2010 14:41:20 GMT -5
The lady realised there was no other way to meet compromise with this strange creature, but the little information she got was useful enough. She gently placed the box into the 'Cat-person's hand.
'Well, er, thanks for your time,' The lady said to the alien.
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Jan 12, 2010 14:59:53 GMT -5
Post by shrew on Jan 12, 2010 14:59:53 GMT -5
Fluffy gleefully grabbed the box back. "HEY! Wait a second Jirachi minion! This isn't my darling box! This is...someone else's darling box! You tricked me!" She hissed.
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Jan 12, 2010 16:09:27 GMT -5
Post by foreverchanging on Jan 12, 2010 16:09:27 GMT -5
'Oh i'm sorry,' The lady sighed, as she failed to impress the extraterrestrial lifeform,'...Oh, does that mean i can keep it?' She asked eagerly, afterwards.
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Jan 12, 2010 19:25:49 GMT -5
Post by shrew on Jan 12, 2010 19:25:49 GMT -5
Fluffy tossed the impostor box over her shoulder and continued on her quest ignoring the Jirachi minion. "Comeon Meowth. we have MY darling box to find!" She sped off looking about for cardboard.
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