To eat a jirachi

[shrew]

Fluffy grabbed her meowth's head. "Okay listen up my smelly friend! Everyone's talking about this jirachi fellow, right?" The mewoth struggled to nod it's head beneath Fluffy's tight grip. "Right. So he looks tasty so I want to eat him! You can have some too if you help. Are you with me?" Again the meowth nodded it's head underneath his normal urine smelling self one could smell that he was secreting his fear scent like crazy. He hoped Fluffy wouldn't notice. "WONDERFUL! Cause your going to have to fight like like...something that fights real good! Cause apparently this mousy jirachi thing only comes to those he deems worthy. See? He's uppity too. He has being devoured coming to him! It's the only noble thing to do." Fluffy paused forgetting what she was getting at. She flicked her tail once she remembered. "Right. So you need to slay a bunch of pokemon or demons or anything we encounter to attract this jirachi guys attention. I'll help manage you. That's right I'll be the manager telling you what to do. So you just do what I say and in only a matter of time we'll be dining on jirachi soup."

Meowth mewed his agreement happily. It wasn't like he had much of a choice in the matter anyway. "Wait! I don't like soup...Okay we'll just eat him raw." Fluffy mewed excitedly. "Okay so we'll just call off work on the docks and start our...whachamacallit journeys." Fluffy grabbed Meowth by his tail and ran out of the box that made their home and started to run towards the docks. But on second thought Fluffy ran back and folded up the box to take it with them. "Here meowth. You carry it. Cause I have manager things to do. Like see how well you carry the box. It's...uh. Practice for carrying jirachi to the table. So hurry up!" Fluffy then ran forward again with Meowth struggling behind her carrying the box in his mouth.

[SilverDragon]

Inside the box was 1000 Gold pieces, 5 Pokeballs, and 5 Potions.

[shrew]

Meowth called over to Fluffy pointing at the items that fell out of their box home. She turn and stared blankly at the pokemon. "What? Oh...where'd all that come from? You been holding out on me? I TOLD you I wasn't going to take your stuff to sell for catnip! I went to catnip anonymous for that! Geeze..." She hopped over and picked up the items and money. "Well whatever. Now your little stash is MINE! Hurry up with the box already!" Fluffy and Meowth promptly left the alleyway and started towards the docks.